Korea Night

It's 10:55 pm in Korea, Sunday night. You're about to go to bed. The phone rings, it's your boss. He's plastered. Completely. He wants you to speak English to his rich brother, the CEO, who is afraid of speaking to Foreigners.

Problem is, brother rick CEO is also completely plastered.

It's Sunday night, in Korea.

Many times I've been told by Koreans, "When in Rome, do as the Romans."

If I'd followed that adage, my liver would have burst out of my chest years ago and killed them all.